Cassette / digital download, 2 min

Overview

An album of one-liners growled over rapid-fire drums.

Background

‘deathmetalstandup’ is a rapid-fire barrage of crap jokes and thunderous drums, recorded badly and collected on an obsolete format.

Following in the grand tradition of ba-dum tish, each growled one-liner is followed by an elaborate percussive assault intended to disorient and abuse the listener.

Obviously, there’s only so much rocket fuel anyone can ingest in one sitting, so the tape is only one minute each side.

The digital download is provided as a courtesy to those listeners who don’t have a twenty year old tape player in their possession. The fools.

Tracklisting

1. Matrimonial Abduction

2. Anosmic Beast

3. Fecal Limb Syndrome

4. Blunt Force Trauma

5. Decapitation

6. Psychotic Furnishing

7. Roadkill

8. Unwanted Housecall

9. Flesh

10. Mandible Necrosis

11. Equine Alcoholism

12. Staunch The Flow

13. Last Breath

Equipment used

Shure SM57

Renoise

Abbey Road 60s Drums by Native Instruments